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New years Eve, what can I say? Alcohol, Music, Friends, and of course the infamous PP. Every one of you must be wondering what PP means? Two words Party Pooper.

Pooper: N. In anatomy, the anus (from Latin ānus "ring, anus") is the external opening of the rectum.

Party: N. a band of people associated temporarily in some activity;

 

Now, back to the story, i have a friend who was forced to party with that other friend, so i was obliged to invite them both as they come part of a package. Well, ready to welcome them, which basically means three rounds of tequila shots with friends you actually want to party with, i was smiling when i opened the door and saw that question machine, you know, "Are you having a party?" when you clearly have a party, "Are you sitting down?" when you are actually sitting down in front of him, or the usual "Are you drinking?" when you hold a glass in front of him and you just finished sipping.

 

He enters, we smile, offer something to drink, he accepts, first shot, second shot and we have a moment of peace (he goes to the bathroom). Comes back, we go inside, he meets the people, and keeps bragging about his gf that is never there with him. You go talk to someone else, ask her something, and here he is, asking you "What are you saying", you look up, then left and right, ignore the voice and pray god that it was just noise, and suddenly the poke arrives, the poke that you can't bear, you know the "Index on your shoulder continuous drilling" poke. You ask him politely what he said, he repeats, and you say nothing important, and you are obliged to change the subject. The incident is forgotten, you change your place, meet new people, and have some drinks, dance a bit and you hear your name, a friend of yours is calling you, you turn, and booom you hit PP, but this time, his hands in his pockets, he asks you "are you ready?" and at first, you don't get it, "Ready for what you say?", "I want to go" he replies, literally your reaction is "!@#!@?", you take a big deep breath and ask "Why?", he says because i want to go, you say let us stay a bit and go meet people. You finish your round and decide to go with a good friend of yours to anothers neighboring house because your other friends are there, you look around, searching for your scarf, and tada, eye-contact, you try to avoid it, but he comes closer, closer, closer, closeeeeeeeeer, and "Where are you going?", suddenly you feel you have to give progress reports to people you don't report to, "to my friends house" you say politely and turn around to talk to the person going with you. You look back, PP brings his jacket and is ready to go without even asking if it was OK.

 

The three of you go, you see your friends, start talking, he wanders around from discussion to discussion (discussion he was not part of, kinda private but what the hell, he is the PP afterall). Picture this: Jeans up to the belly, shirt under the jeans, hands deep in the pocket, a head comes slowly over your shoulder, he starts breathing on your neck, you move two feet away, the head slowly reposition itself over your shoulder, and a question is asked: "What are you talking about?".

 

Then ten minutes later you lose him, pretend to go on the bathroom and escape from the backdoor..

 

Hasn't this happened to you?

Bla